Date: 2009-06-04 03:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwashahn.livejournal.com
Bwahahahaha!!!

Bwahahahaha!!!

*collapses with laughter*

Bwahahahaha!!!

Oh, this was CLASSIC! :)I love it! Thank you so much for sharing this with us!!

Date: 2009-06-04 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burningeden.livejournal.com
Isn't she a hoot.

You've met her, T. You know that she's hilarious. :)

Date: 2009-06-04 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iwishiwashahn.livejournal.com
And to know her is to love her. She's terrific, Chelle. Even when she's saving matches by farting. Or something. LOL JK

Date: 2009-06-04 03:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alenidasdi.livejournal.com
LMAO. Oh my gawd. That is priceless!

For some reason, I put the "shit fire, save a match" part to the tune of "save a horse, ride a cowboy." Lol.

Glad to see you're having good times Chelle!

Date: 2009-06-04 05:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burningeden.livejournal.com
Hehehe! :)

I was listening to that song the other day. I still love that damn song no matter how old it is or how cheesy it makes me feel. :)

:) :)

Date: 2009-06-04 04:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iahnhiatm.livejournal.com
So Elvis is living on a pineapple plantation in Hawaii. Well, with all your vast LJ contacts you must have someone there could do some reconnaissance on this and check it out. If I *have to* I guess I could take that assignment and report back for her.

Date: 2009-06-04 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burningeden.livejournal.com
I nominate you for this mission of pineapple-y goodness. If you can go find the 'Hunka hunka burning love' down in Maui ... you will not only get a nice tan, but you'll be Mom's hero. :)

And the sad part?

She TRULY believes that this is fact. There is no alternative. Elvis is ALIVE and well. In Hawaii.

:)

Date: 2009-06-04 06:10 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] iahnhiatm.livejournal.com
Mission accepted. :D You know how warmly I feel about your mom after her 'above and beyond' efforts to keep us all updated while you were in the hospital. If this will make her happy then off to Maui it is!

Date: 2009-06-04 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lestobiosis.livejournal.com
brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.
"Get out my room" when you're insisting that he's dead? Amazing.

Date: 2009-06-04 05:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] burningeden.livejournal.com
It's usually, "Leave my quarters!" or "This is my space. That is yours up there. Go there. Now."

:)

She's such a hoot. Seriously.

:)

Date: 2009-06-04 07:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] berlygruvr.livejournal.com
That is too funny! Yesterday I watched a Crossing Jordan rerun where Bug and Nigel have an Elvis impersonator who supposedly is the real Elvis who has been living in Hawaii after his 'faked' death! So maybe there is more to that story than we all know!
I also loved listening to your accents! I do miss the south sometimes!

Date: 2009-06-04 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lizadizzle.livejournal.com
oh my DEAR sweet Jesus Elvis! I nearly fell out in dispatch xD you can inform your momma that she had no less than four detectives and officers LOL-ing to "Shit fire, save a match" I think it's officially the "Oh crap." of the Village Po-lice Department. ... I may save it on my phone as my "hey you have a new text message" ring tone. Seriously. Priceless!

love ya'll! <3

Date: 2009-06-04 09:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nienna-lilith.livejournal.com
Ok, ok, of course I'm the one that didn't understand a word of it!!! But it sounded funny and reading the comments I was able to get something.
I enjoyed it the most for the fact that in those days I was starting to feel worried about the both of you because updates and comments are my way to have news from you. I knew that you both had to be to the hospital and so I'm happy to hear your happy voices!

A big hug from Sicily!!!

Date: 2009-06-04 10:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kris-me.livejournal.com
LMFAO...I am have pains in the stomach I laughed so hard!! This just made my day!

"98,000 years old"!!!! Aw crap, I have tears rolling down my cheeks.

That is the funniest thing I've ever heard...I love your mum! And on a pineapple plantation..? *laughs hysterically*

Chelle, you and your ma are hilarious! I'm nearly wetting myself *runs off to bathroom*

Date: 2009-06-06 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jgrace.livejournal.com
This was so wonderful!!!!

Date: 2009-06-06 01:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] cranky--crocus.livejournal.com
Ahhahhah! That was great! I have no words.

Ahhh that makes me want to upload one of my crazy conversations with my Mum.
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